Why CAA 2019 is India’s UPI to World’s Refugee Crisis: A Governance Hack to World’s Problems

Its taking an ugly turn just short of a pre-cursor of any civil war out here. Winter of yet another year of India, where its also coming winters of Start Up funding. This is the December of 2019.

Temperatures around the world soaring. Not just literally, but also in actuals. Say, on one end, the headcounts of World’s Refugees across the world exceeds in 70 Million on date, while at another corner there in the world’s happiest country Finland today, temperatures today is just around 0 when it should it have been -15 degrees or lower; in this December of 2019. And temperatures soaring uniformly across.

So, before I talk out the point, which is quite elaborate intricate, I want to take you deep into the jungles of context. May I bring you closer to the world around the axis of times. December of 2019 it is, as you all know. Crucial Winters of Hostile temperatures. World’s Debts factor in for 2.5 times the Global GDP with growth rates of countries falling down. Every unit square kilometer of landmass tending to become some degree of Venezeula. Status Quo way of lifestyle of humans has collapsed, uniformly across.

As you touchdown to present on the Earth, you find, Sydney is witnessing summers of unheard kinds, birds falling to death from trees in day light. Also reported of forest fire, as reports came last. You see that Gurgaon of India which has become now Gurugram, was in the movie Nayak Mode (of Bollywood) on Dec 19. You go on to see a not so well to do VC of California mocking around why he doesn’t invest in the “Country of Customers Less than a Cuddle Away”.

From the pains of the offline real world, you come to the virtual world to soothe yourself. You go on to see an English writer from not so Great Britain, propagating how Dominion to the crown which has a club of countries to its name (The Commonwealth), which itself doesn’t know of decorums of Club of Countries, the crown which went on splitting borders over rulers and set squares, even using protectors and ropes on occasions, which out of the habit of drawing borders drew the final one for itself (which you know as #BREXIT), you find this author narrating how Dominion to this Crown accelerated the humans to prosperity in just 2000 years. And similarly, as you graze to humans, you find each of them on a roll of their own.

This author I’m talking about, perhaps also goes on to add that it happened due to awakening of Religion, with a buzz that it was Christainity that you got to be aware that you invented zero. You did apply 0 but you were not aware that it was 0, with christainity you named it zero, you got aware, and you invented, and you prospered to Mangalyaans in just 2000 years. How that journey happened, a journey of that. And similarly on their own paths humans on a roll of their own, which comes down cumulatively in form of soaring temperatures such that the Spheroid Earth deflates to attain a shape of Rugby ball with each rotation.

Temperatures Soaring, tragedies on standby, sailing the world of Earth over iceberg deep freezing waters which oppose motion. Not to miss the Debts factoring 2.5x the GDP. Stress on energy is be non-polluting, democracies requiring to be inclusive, even as Status Quos of the world is going in the direction opposite to the direction of safety it ought to be. The world is severely heated. Chaos and escalations equal in loudness all around.

In this sequence of heat, surprisingly with a lot of amazement, which is also not a surprise as it looks, for the property of being continuous in nature since the backdrop Y2K of 2000, rolled out as mindful succession planning in the wake of Kargil 99, guided under the grace of Late JFR Jacob and Dewang Mehta, in this subcontinent where continents merge, from UID to Flipkarts to Paytms to UPI, in this peninsula south to Himalayas: India has been delivering a series of tacky hacks in a laps of quick turns.

In less than three decades since the dampening of cold wars, India has been Engineering Global Answers to Global Problems. Like UPI and UID as they stand tall to this testimony, here they’ve delivered a Policy Hack just disruptive towards solving the World’s Refugee Crisis. Of a Mathematical Policy, a smart trigger that can potently restore human habitation to its origins.

Citizen Ammendment Act in technicals, a Citizen Rehabiliation Program of times of World’s Refugee Crisis, is a Flagship Inclusion Program for Citizens in India from Government of India. Coming back off rides of massive aggressive programs on inclusion. Most notably this Financial Inclusion Movement called Jan Dhan Yojana, as Indians have just delivered Payment Banks for which the dumb world used to use Credit Cards about the function of Machine Liquid Currency. So a Giant Leap prepared over continuous series of small giant leaps, in the fields of Governance, Policies and Human reconciliations at Human levels, a program of Citizen Inclusion. That’s the CAA. (There is chaos about it we all know for which we’re meeting to quell)

In a world which has every 100th Human as refugee, headcounts in excess of 70 Millions, world over, where sovereign nations sell citizenships because they are cash strapped, they’ve programs like Citizenship Against investment, and residencies against cash, from Canada in the far west to the New Zealand in the far east, almost 68 nations when sell citizenships for sale, in that world which repels the poor refugees and invites the rich for Mountains of Cash, in that world of exclusion, it an inclusion and reconciliation programs of citizens who find themselves in lands of no man. Like UID and UPI have already shown their magic. The world queuing up doors to India to import mechanisms and models of governance. (Karnataka of India is a Champion of last Mile Deliveries of Governance may I also add on). Is India answering to Global Problems super-fluid. And no wonder why is the chaos.

Its no surprising for what the Western World had Credit Card, the Indians invented a Payment Bank for the substitution. And you’d be most surprised when I tell you why they’re coming up so much at rapid pace in successions, what the core of that root- that damned ‘Corruption’ that a generation spent complaining in theory and living it up in practice. Manufacturing Solutions out of wiring machines where in the past lived humans.

India in the first time in Human History is having footages of riots recorded? They’re converting these cues into actions and laws. And, that tells you what magic machine interventions in human life can do. Of which India has become unparalleled champions over 30 years of sustained gymming. From the very lifestyle of Satyamev Jayate Conditions Apply, solutions of establishment of Satyamev Jayate, this momentous times are these.

In this other world of context, out of context, may I tell you, If China is about hardwares, India is about process excellence. India’s agility has been of listening. And reviewing data. Because they trust none, flexibility to change minds is higher along with the energy to execute.

In this age when Data is the Oil, when oil is not fuel, oil not the lubricant, oil not the trigger, oil not the matrix, when humans are humans no more, in the days when humans are marketplaces, India is the Delta.

I wonder if you could find how surprising is it to be not of surprise element that it is a natural successor to sensibly orchestrated pre-cursor, this CAA is a natural progression of a planned Succession Planning of Human Stack. As a Design Thinker, I won’t be able to pen the romance. (I guess only a Yuvraj Singh whack matches the experience). Its such an elegance of determination, to top out of process.

If Sachin Tendulkar was the man who made Indians need Electricity, here I find a Modi making the Indians need the need of reasoning questions. I can’t help seeping in ecstasy. And what a romance, that a stubborn partner helping cover the effort to keep the flag on the helmet fluttering high. May I also tell you, at this sight Ambedkar would have been partying with Mascrenhas (Tendulkar’s Manager), and Dewang Mehta with with Subhas Bose, such the romance.

So let me unfold you the beauty. Of Problem Statements and Solutions.The art of painting Policies. Let’s begin the problem statement.

World’s Refugee Counts exceeds 70 Mns. (I)
You can’t exclude them and they’re not included. They are as much a security risk as much as they themselves face insecurities. In Micro-economic cases, they deflate currency value and lesser exchange rates.

Of Whole World’s citizen charters, exists no Citizenry list (II)
You don’t know your customers, you don’t know your citizens. For governance, for corporate governance, for resolving escalations, for reconciling the goods and bads, you need a last mile delivery plank.

You’ve a Terribly Stacked Stone Age Economy. Debts 2.5 X GDP (III)
Humans invented zero, learnt counting but could never learn computing. They never knew Accounting. In the meantime came Brits, who needed a family to be frozen in a reality show box, wreaked havoc, began the culture of Aboriginals & Superiors world over. They never could understand what device actually the Money was. What was a dispute resolving device they made into a discriminating and disrupting device of sabotage inducing character. Computers did come to rescue that, but money is so unequally distributed that it no longer goes to expand, the public GDPs go on to reduce while one 1% of the world keeps frozen 58% of the Global wealth to personal whims and abilities to deal with reasons.

If you combine all the three, I’ll tell you it will sum down into reinventing the currency. And It would imperative to all governing agencies, in all micros and macros get into an exercise of Knowing Your Citizens. And more than policy perspective, as an essential security measure. You live in a world where your impressions, facial scans are gateways to your money. If you don’t get identified, you’ll have none to hear to your escalations. And then beyond that, the proposition of advancement of having a real world robust last mile delivery. A step further of as much of advancement as advantages. That the security dimension enforces, it makes it essential which is a different thing.

So How do you solve that? How do you stack it up ?

  1. Do you induce the sources that produce refugees in their to take their people back? (To this add to this India has a neighbour which doesn’t only push human livestock like app notifications, but it also don’t own their dead?).
  2. Do you start framing Architectural Structures to attain superior inter-institutional flexibilities ? (More funnily, also add that in 70 years, India could also not make accept its neighbour of its series of sins for the obstacle of lack of data and evidences)
  3. Do you start stacking supply chains of Last Mile Delivery ? .

Where do you end to connect these dots? Do you think you’ll need a Roll number with Government as your citizen id as the first requirement ?

That is it- the primer of a Inter-Institutional framework- The NRC dashboard. And there CAA, the engineering principle to pave way for a Identifying Serial number like Roll Numbers for the purpose of Justice Harvest in Last Mile.

CAA 1.0 (on for a strategical bias of religion-which in turn is a consequence of the fallout of the fact that the last border drawn in the peninsula south west of himalayas was drawn on basis of religion) helps you to reset the roll arrangement of people stack to its original. Lets you create a free body diagram of the people stack at a given geography. An identifier principle.

Post the CAA, you might and will need several successive round of inclusions which will be called CAA 2.0, CAA 2.7, CAA 4.0, CAA Jelly Bean and so on. Wherein will there be Guiding Principle that GDP = Productivity Per Capita multiplied by summation of CAA headcounts.

Begin addressing the problems of Human Reconciliations at Human Levels. That with efficiency of Last Mile Supplied. Think rehabiliating humans in on the ball of soil amidst springing jungles with a goal of restoring Natural Purity. You’ll everytime end up solving RTO of Couriers (meaning Returns to Origins), you’ll every time end up policies like CAA.

Like you begin selection through rejection, this is a march of inclusion in the world of barriered exclusion which also pivots on cash.


Is Dhoni the new Nayan Mongia?

The world cup is days away. Its in England. And the men in blue are far from settled. Batting line up far from systemically crystallized. Middle order so arranged that by fall of wicket number 5, far away from the grounds, even on paper, it gets difficult to find traces of formal batting. And by fall of two, specially if it includes Virat Kohli, it pretty much projects memories of the 90s. Old cricket fans often get reminiscence of Ajay Jadeja or Robin Singh or the combo of Yuvraj and Dravid, leaving behind a lack of sense of assurance when things are not going well.

The thrill of scripting come backs has been evidently off the radar for quite a long time.

Except for the top three- which is very fixed- the whole set of batting gives a glimpse of unstable variable tail with little certainty. And then the main stem of finishing profile, of that of holding the innings, of manoeuvering small anchoring of breezy pace, like those duties looked after by Suresh Raina, also finishing role like those of Dhoni’s himself, those romantic virtues of cricket, specially out of one dayers, that’s missing. And add to this agony of a batting culture country in a run hungry nation. Cricket is not all the same anymore.

It used to be  a game of brains and intellect. Of passions and purity. And character.

No other game ever has been subject to test of Character and Endurance Certificate as Cricket. Not to miss 8 Hours of machine loaded single advertising realty, which is like single long magnet of customers. No game ever produced as much commerce. And may I tell you another greatness of this game. They say the game’s greatest – Sachin Tendulkar- he was God. He is indeed. Not the God of cricket but the God who made Indians need Electricity . That is Cricket. It has been a game which has also produced real authentic Gods.

In the world, if you needed a model code of Conduct and Integrity and Life and Lifestyle, or should you be seeking answer to the question as to how humans should live, should you quest for an ideal replica for humanity in practice, or say, the way 1 kg is the mass of platinum-iridium alloy kept in SI Units’ museum in Paris, what would be the same for one unit of Humanity, let me break this piece of beauty. The day you’ll define the SI unit of Humanity in Practice, in the end the last standard you’ll conclude to like to keep an alloy of Kumble-Dravid. And like Coulomb (SI unit of Electric Charge), the SI Unit of Human Conduct will be Kumble (after Anil Kumble). This came from Cricket. That because of the virtue of Cricket. Thanks to intricacies of the game.

Additionally, its also a better lifestyle game than Golf, and way more of handling of passion than Basketball. (On a personal note, I feel, cricket never gots its due appreciation, because it was invented by Brits, who have historically been opposite of Sport conduct). But if there was an evaluation for completeness of a sport, measuring for social or fitness or  awareness or strategy or management or just any human attribute at subject of test, this game would come right at the top. Even by the count of ATPs used in a game, if that were an indicator, even then, it must be cricket. Its a beautiful game indeed.

And what has been Jeff Bezos to Retail, or Steve Jobs to computing, in very tangible  likelihoods, you’re going to have an Anil Kumble to Machine Intelligence and Education. What was Steve Jobs to Personal Computing, An Anil Kumble to Education, I can bet my life over such a prediction. The phenomenon because of cricket. And also the conviction in this belief – because of Cricket. That is cricket.

A game of Science and human conduct. And of lots of brains. An intense game which inspires engineering. And a game which has had huge impact on affairs of the world. Its a very beautiful game.

I wonder why I’m so overselling this game. Perhaps may be, because I also see that if everybody played cricket, nobody ever would have had Skin-cancer. Humans would have come to know about holes in ozone the very day they happened. The Humans would also have never had invented Acid Rains. Neither would have ever been Soil Erosion if they played cricket, if everybody played cricket, if it was a cult.  Genuinely beautiful. As beautiful as impactful.

Which is no more as beautiful. As it used to be.

But India happens to be one of the best in the trade. In 170 odd days from now on is to happen its Men’s World Cup, which is reasonably fierce.  And like usual, known for handicapped management, Indians, have screwed it again. By poor management. By poor succession planning. A pristine case of how Indians lose. Signature display of  Indians’ affinity to Mediocrity. Indians are a laid-back bunch of humans who aspire of mediocrity and hunt for superiority in that inferiority of mediocrity. How do they pull off this phenomenon so widely, this case is live demonstration of that. Its as much a subject of cricketing nuances as much of trade and life in practice.

Let me take you to this by design.

That, India and Indians are averse to transparent meritocracy is no new secret. Their father was Gandhi, that alone determined the DNA from the onset. Almost invariably, in every field and every institution, top stakeholders are always rigged, people functions which is supposed to maintain human succession planning in institutions and organisations, Indians have universal reservations of unfair practices. Handicapped of  transparency, as elsewhere, so in cricket, the lead of National Selecting panel (MSK Prasad) himself has neither performed much at the international level, nor has had any other history of team building or leading credentials. In short he has never been a public father who has nurtured National Kids or Institutional Kids  for that matter. He’s there simply because he’s there. Not many other supporting the reasons why at all should he be there. Not even moral reasons, forget the technical. But he’s still there.

Same with the hierarchy upwards and on wards. Until the ownership of BCCI. Whether BCCI is about India, or is it a private body of cricketing fans ? Or is it an sporting asset belonging to a Sovereign Nation? What is cricket about or what is BCCI about? Who owns the BCCI ?  Whom does BCCI report to ? And How does it integrate to Sovereign Identity to Republic of India? Nobody knows. Administration has had a democractic orientation, while has the reporting  been historically swinging between Political heavy weights and Political Heavy weights. So it never became an institution. So never did it have consistency. So the game!

I think the only good thing that happened on a cricket field, was Sachin Tendulkar affixing the tricolor on his helmet on his own. I think the idea was pitched by Devang Mehta (there was one Y2K Hero of the world who restructured India in the 90s who also died mysteriously in 2001) .

Luckily, for Indians, that became the day the Indians started needing the need of electricity. And Tendulkar kept the promise quite handsomely until the December of 2011. Just in a span of decade, Tamilians became Indians, Bengalis became Indians, Ghatis became Indians, Tribals became Indians, North East became Indians, Telugu became Indian, Bihari became Indian, Punjabi became Indian. So much so that even Muslims became Indians, albeit on some days-  who on most of the rest of live like Muslims.  (We mean – if you ask a Man what is he?  On 90% of occasions, he’d answer he’s a human.  Ask the same to a Muslim, what is he ? In most of the cases the answer will be He’s a Muslim. I’ve met only five who said he’s a human. One went to IIT Kanpur & one led DRDO of them) This might be phenomenon, perhaps because he needs to pray 5 times a day, but even these kind of Muslims, the least educated of human tribes as a mathematical number, even these became Indians. Universal Identity, Universal Account Number, Universal GPS, Universal Bitcoin, Universal Facebook, Universal Google, Universal Amazon, Universal Bharat Pay, Universal Solar, they all became a phenomenon. So much so that, even Hindustan Lever had to drop Hindustan to come properly as Unilever. This would never have been a possibility in India.

Let me show Indians have lived. How they talk and how they live.

India is Indira, Indira is India. Somebody said.

India is the peninsula south to Himalayas, nobody said. India is the Sub-continent south to Himalayas, India is the subcontinent where continents merged, India is the sub-continent reporting to Himalayas where continents merge, nobody said.

Work for Tatas, Invest with Ambanis. Somebody said.

Work for India, Invest in Indians, Invest in future Dhirubhais, Let the world invest the future into India. Nobody said.

Today, India has a brand as Incredible India. India is today one of the five largest defense budgets, and back to the position of lighthouse to World’s maritime, 75% of World’s freight logistics happens under the watch of you know whom! You have Chennai holding loose ends between Dubai and Bangkok.

So much so for the universal identification for a piece of cloth- a logo- the tricolor. The game spiralled into a glue to stick staggered mix of humans, but never could build an institution. The asset became a commodity. And hence now the commodity subject to what commodities undergo- Volatility and Crest and Troughs. It never could become an institution.

And a what a funny thing. The case went to Supreme Courts as well. But as the fact is that they’re Indians. Handicapped of building institutions, they couldn’t even articulate constitutional ownership nor a ready reckoner for Institutional Building. So its disintegrating.

And in a span of 170 days is the World Cup. Where Indians have designed the way how to lose out a all equipped resource pool, only for the lack of institution building propensities, for the lack of the skills of governance.  And once again no lessons learned even from the most recent churn of the 90s.

A team game of 11 players, of 11 different roles, India has only 6 properly filled roles. For the rest five, a subject to disorder, leading to an appearance that a 11 player team stands for only three. Only three full time players, 8 part time, clueless and mission less.

After Tendulkar, after Ganguly, after Dravid, after Yuvraj, after Dhoni himself, the slots should have been succeeded by institutionalized development. And what a luck that they always had Sehwags, Gambhirs, Rainas, Rahanes, Uthappas, Badanis to fill in to rotate capibilities. Today, Kohli alone looks a one handed substitute of Dravid-Yuvraj, a Tendulkar at the top in Rohit Sharma, and no Raina, no Dhoni (despite having Dhoni himself), no Ganguly, no Sehwag, and many more the nos.

And in this cobweb of illiterate governance, in the centre is Dhoni himself, who’s also himself a very  very skillful thinker of the game. After Ajay Jadeja, a Yuvraj, Ganguly had to rear, and he reared, but after Yuvraj whom ? Dhoni did nothing. Kohli for filling in for Tendulkar, then what about Yuvraj and Dravid? What about the computer engineer of the team, what about Kumbles and Srinaths who’d steer the game with the pace of technical world to keep it contemporary? And what about Gangulys who’d stand for protecting integrity in a vulnerable world ? Nobody ever had answers.

The after effects as you get to see. You’ve Sreesanths and Pandyas and Vijay (in affair with colleague’s wife) and Rahuls coming out in quick succession.

Its painful to see this game in such deep misery. And there’s no way its to return back to its interim golden glory, which in itself was also very fluctuating. When it was intellectually a beauty, it never aced the summit of pinnacle, and when it did, until then the soul was lost already. Thanks to shoddy management all round the corners. An asset of identity symbol ransacked to become a commodity.

And to historical imbalance, roles not matured, absence of succession planning, Dhoni himself has relegated himself as Nayan Mongia of the past. Very Useful, Very Indispensable, but not of use for certain success. Beyond his own best, and too beyond to glue all. By the fag end of 2015, he should have been in the shoes of Tendulkar in terms of dressing room presence. Neither a Kumble shunted of for being visionary and excellent at the same time.

Of the Cricket World Cup, in most likelihoods, it should be England winning the 2019 Edition. United Kingdom is in shambles, slotted to grow less than 1.5% over the next decade, pulverized with uncertainties of BREXIT, they’ve nothing to bind the nation, nothing to stick to rally around for a common identity, hence no common goal, all mired into terror as well, they’d desperately need one. And the coincidence that all other cricketing teams of the world have in general gone on decline to match the maximum capacities of England, I don’t think there’s better evidence of the game of Cricket being fixed. If a commodity called “Geo-politics” exists, this must be one of them, I feel. We can connect the dots.

But the pain remains. The Game of Cricket is not all the romance and intellect it used to be. And not at all the scientific temper that it stands for. And Dhoni the new Nayan Mongia. Useful but not good enough.


  • -A disheartened Cricket Fan


The Riddle of Internet of Things

We’re not Flipkarts, We’re not Googles not Yahoos not Amazons not Facebooks not LinkedIns not The Sane Observers.

What we are simply Customer Magnets.

And then Backward Integrations to our whims. We manage last mile Key Acounts of our clients, who’s the user.

Economies of Scales of the Last Miles.

The world doesn’t understand this. I don’t know why.

Then in the world then happened some illiterate humans, those specially abled varieties, those who see through ears and speak by eyes. Like some of those samples bred over the India’s Education Stables. They bump into you wasting time in arguments. And conflicts.

They’ll ask you, “Okay fine, You do rocket sciences. Tell me what is the Business Model”. And you lose it.

Go tell these fools, in Businesses they have is not Model. What exists are Business Processes. Driven by Purposes.

Tell them, once I’ve last mile delivery, I can toy with you the way I want. Why you see so many internet company in losses because I can prove you how much losses I make. So I eat you up in Taxes, because your taxes are irrational. I’ve last mile. I’m God. If not God, at least the agent of God. I’ve last mile.

Don’t doubt Internet Companies. Doubt your Ignorance.

Every Success in the Internet of Things is a Win of the Good over Evil.

India’s Own Madame Curie and The Zero Number Four

Well, hold your hearts.

You’re to get to know not only the most precious person of my life, but also the most Precious Girl on the planet on whom each of your “Future” rests as long as you’re on Earth. So precious that the first thing I promised her was Vanity Van. And courtesy her, you the humans are getting a Solution as good as a Zero. Zero number four in the service to the Humanity. This owes to one dentist from Bangalore. And you’re being introduced India’s own Madam Curie.

So to know her, you’ll have to know the device Zero and some Zero Sciences, and then of course a little bit of me! And you might have to graze over long description. Hold for that. Madam Curie are we talking about. Bound to be intelligent and sci-fi. That Madam Curie behind the Zero number four!

And more than a Love Story its a Breaking News.

Let’s begin

What is a Zero?

A device to count?

Yes, that it was. But what beyond that? Pause for a minute and think reverse.

You have today a similar “Zero Problem” where the entire world is stuck at and all clueless. In 2018, the whole world is stuck at one pain point just like thousands of years back they were stuck at 9. A problem that everyone has but the answer none has.

Today the world is sitting at the top of mountains of Debts wherein Global Debt is 2.5 times the Global GDP. A whooping 67 million of refugees globally just alongside war-zones, which means one in every thousand human is a refugee. This alongside only those battle field where battles are being fought live as we read this. Total near refugee kind of lives, absolutely homeless and on pity of Gods to survive every day- the count exceeds 2.5 Billions. And 70% of the world is off board, beyond bounds of the bus Economy. Because 80% of the world’s money is with the top 5% of the population and money jumps around the hands of top 30% only.

Money supply gets very very scanty beyond the top 30%, scarcer than water droplets. And humans don’t trade those who don’t have money as you all know. So 70% of the world left to rot and die till malnourishment kills them automatically.

Same was the problem before Zero as well. More than 70% of the population in disparity in desperation. Because none has an answer how to go beyond 9, because none could count.

Let me extrapolate how grave this problem of Global Debt is. What a debt of 2.5 times the GDP means?

As long as debts are not settled, you’ll have conflicts. Why money doesn’t move beyond one-third, because no amount of money is good enough. You always debts to repay. And Debts can be paid only by profits.

Assume that no transaction of the world is loss making, all yield to profits, say 15%. And they all go to serve debts without any leakage. You’ll find to serve just the existing mountain of debts is at least 16 times the debt servicing capacity from the most optimistic stand possible. Factually its more than 50 times. Which is not sustainable. You can only go for a war, acquire countries and lands and resources, sell and then serve the debts. Which the world is doing as reflected in number of wars and in the count of refugees. And then you realise that war is actually more expensive than the debts itself, hence multiplying the problem. Which is going on continuously since the World War.

Nobody has a clue to deal with this.

To survive, only 5 things are needed. 1) Air 2) Water 3) Sand 4) Honesty 5) Sanity. First three for shelter, thereafter Honesty drives the trust and Sanity drives the drive. First four exhausted beyond repairs, as you see from whales to crows to elephants to kangaroos to cows, everyone dying each day. The stock of fifth lies half a decade, until machines have not penetrated into lives and thus onto work floors.

Nobody has a clue again. The whole world stuck at one point!

Same as the world before Zero. Right?

Everybody in wars over exchanges. Humans not knowing to count, hence no ways to trade. Only the influential once could afford luxuries. Else all stealing and quarrelling. You would have 500 sheeps, hundreds of sacks of grains, but can’t sell because you can’t account because you can’t count. Things working on understanding, which gives only disputes and hence fights every other day. War of Egos and conflicts of ignorance.

Somebody amidst the chaos rolled a small wheel into numbers, to get the steer the process of counting. Came in place value system automatically and they could count anything, as much they could. Humans steered away from the war of disputes. (And now you know why the shape is Zero is Round. Zero was the world’s first steering wheel!)

To sum up Zero is a device to steer the world away from the problem it is stuck at. The mother Steering Wheel.

You need a similar Zero today. Some device to bail you out from the sequence of wars. And such occasions have happened only three times in the past.

The first was Zero itself. Second was Currency when you couldn’t resolve the dispute of Barters. The third came in again, from wars itself like all zeroes, but not very long ago. This was when we couldn’t identify whose body is whose, whether our side or the enemy side or which enemy side. On the borders of India and Pakistan. We needed to have visibility on dead bodies at a granularity as unique as the DNA strands itself. Came in Aadhar- The UID. The device through which you could have human reconciliation at human levels, on every unique human basis. The Zero number three.

(Its a pity that Indians don’t know how magical is this Aadhar. Say, when you were born, you were born with a placenta- which outsourced your headache of getting supplies of food and waste to your mother. Your job was only to grow and evolve. But after you were born, your placenta was cut off. You’d love to have the same arrangement in the practical world as well, where in you need not bother for your supplies while you’re bothered about only growth, so that you could grow freely. If you there was placenta, it will need a serial id to have a pipeline for your supplies. Isn’t it? That is the UID number. A very eligible Zero that you’re not aware of )

Fast forward to 2018

You’re staring at a time bomb to blow. Air. Water. Sand. Debts. And nobody has a clue. Entire world stuck.

In fact the fireworks have begun already. All around. You’ve likes of Syria, Gaaza, Israel by the Mediterranean, Zimbabwes and Congos and the Sahara by Africa, Venezuelas & Cubas erupting like volcanoes in Latin America, Mexico & Canada in the North America, European Union disintegrating, that beginning right with none other than the big BREXIT. Terror attacks even in the love lands of France, lands like Philippines in the far East, of the muslim world, lesser said the better. You’re already in the thicks and thins of action. A Point from where only a Zero can save you.

The problem because you still don’t know to count. They have still not learnt to count humans and money. They still don’t know what the device is money.

Money is not money making more money. What it is Money empowering more many, many humans as many as many humans possible. A networking device to have all on board the bus Economy- every human on the same page of Human Evolution. A networking device that induces Midas touch. Midas touch of Empowerment. That is Money”, says this Madam Curie.

Which you humans are yet to decipher.

And the same was Zero. When only few influentials could reap the benefits of economy, a device to empower everyone who were bereft of the power. Zero the person gave in, immediately he said “Vasudhaiv Kutmbakam”. The World is one family. You forgot and invented problems, to come back to square one. You need a new Zero again!

A new device to have all on board. What would be the device exactly? What nature?

If you rake in brains, you’ll find there’s only one purpose an animal has. To live your defined biological span without doing harm to the Earth. You have one rider. You can take other life as long as its food. That’s the only one way to not have conflicts. But things go haywire as you turn human. You want to outsource many of your chores to others to your pleasure. And you can talk more. You’ve more length of time. In such an adaptation, you’ll conclude there’s only one purpose of human life, and the only good way to live human life:Being Edison . That is every human hand manufactures some utility useful to other human hand. Should you get better you build instruments that plug disasters that happen in the dark.

In the long run, survives he who is the fittest. And the fittest is he who has utility. To be fit, everybody will have to be an Edison. Your hands manufacture utility of use to other human- the only condition that fits the bill to survive. And the problem statement of today’s Zero- “How to turn Everyone Edison ?

And here the result: The Sane Observer – The world’s first Knowledge Network. An internet eco-system which transactifies your mental wealth where in Transactifying is mobilising a property of yours into tradeable, like the banks do to your monetary properties. By virtue of various instruments from saving accounts to n number of deposits, demat accounts, stocks & funds and so on. Similarly instruments that converts your mental and intellectual properties into executable wealth.

But its not so simple. Had it been everyone else had been a Madam Curie!

Let’s see what she has in store for you. Take a little deeper dive.

The world is changing. Meat has been produced in labs, and can eyes be scanned by AI as the key diagnosis point. The old is gone, rendered obsolete and irrelevant. And we know the brutal pace. News of Bloodbath is a norm. Enterprises lose billions in a day and are there days opposite of festivals, days of gloom and dooms. Days of Restructurings and Disruptions, Layoffs and Wind ups. Hundreds of thousands of jobs shaved off per day per quarter as the world transitions from Fossils to Data. Beyond the naked eyes where was darkness yesterday is now today there Data. And where is Data is there a machine controlling controls. Is Data the new Oil- the new medium of life. The new lubricant of transactions and the new fuel of economies (The Data).

Today its not only the man who’s getting out of jobs. The meat produced in labs will render many goats and cows out of employment as well.

As the old evaporates to give in to the new order, as machines learn being human powered on power of being machines at learning and pitched against humans who are only humans at learning, has this transition thrown up a gradient of utilities. Professions of the old are being set for extinction, one by one including the essential, non-substitute-able professions as godly as Doctors and Teachers and Engineers. And hence for the rest of humanity as well.

Has spun off a massive epidemic of being clueless and hopeless. More catastrophic in territories of less preparedness like Asia, Africa, South Asia and the rest of the world in direction towards making of Venezuela of 2018 -per kilometer square of human habitation. Has begun a bloodbath per km square as the new Epidemic. Bloodbath is the New Epidemic.

What’s the cure? What’s the antidote ?

To keep pace with the world. To stay relevant. To keep adding new capacities. To know the right. To know right by reflex. The more we dig, we’d realise constant skilling and re-skilling is the final answer. Evolution on daily basis. Growth per day. That not in the dark. For you can’t compete machines, the need now is to be Human again. From being machines of the old order to being the Humans to the machines of the new– The Cure.

Hence the Knowledge Network. A network of Knowledge Accounts. Give your Knowledge an account number as good as your savings account. And in future machines as good as Executive Assistants like a CEO.

Every man was born a CEO until trained to be Gatekeeper”, states this Madam Curie.

Imagine a day wherein you could have Madame Tussauds type replica of yours at home, which is also intelligent, who hears to you, who takes down your orders, does the hard work of knowing the world and telling you about the world, who talks to you in physical space more like the inner voice of yours but more than the inner voice of yours.

Your inner voice can be your life-coach. Right? The one you desperately need but you don’t have. This is the machine that this Madame Curie needed and is being built.

In the third worlds of poor america where they’re dealing with dumb Alexas and Siris and Google Assistants, here in the land of Zero, a new Zero steering you out from the swamp of Bloodbath. Giving you the tool to monetise your mental wealth, on the path to give you a machine which is as good as a childhood friend till you live. A reliable friend to fall back to.

Thanks to Madame Curie!

PS: The Sane Observer– the name is dedicated to this Madame Curie.
SanE= San + Edison (Her name begins with San)

Zuckerberg- The Humble Steve Jobs- The reason why facebook didn’t work ?

Facebook was the power to the masses to live like celebrities. Pity the world, they couldn’t handle it.

Steve Jobs- The Steve who had Jobs in his name- was the guy who demonstrated to the world that computer was nothing but a simple machine to distribute and transmit knowledge and creativity. A power which the masses never had. A power which was restricted to world’s kings until then if at all it existed. The world really didn’t know until then what would a personal computer would be doing in individuals’ lives and what’s the use of knowledge processing in the lives of modest mortal commoners.

And luckily, the Silicon Valley the nurturing bed of this sector of human evolution also had Knowledge capitals like Harvards and Stanfords at its disposal where small timers needed education and hence the need of processing distribution of the same. Like an Apple keeps the doctor away if had once a a day, the computers took off as golden eggs in nests where nutrition was knowledge.

And as computers took off, along with them came in other derivatives of the personal computer, and thus more power in individual lives. Say like i-pods with its inbuilt eco-system, it curbed the music and creativity industry of “Piracy“. Or the Appstore of the i-phone worked out for a forum where professions merged, where every industry, every human trade, every human discipline could have a shop in this tiny pandora’s box called the mobile- powering the commoners with the power of computing for productivity. The commoners could have stalls within eyesight of the buyers- irrespective of their power to own shops at a prime location. Everyone who needed jobs, did get their jobs easier aligned along this derivative of computing. Did get every human a new realty to converge towards.

The Steve who had Jobs in his name as he was. It won’t be an exaggeration to say that he realigned the world’s transactions on a Thalamus called Personal Computers.

Well- that’s what Entrepreneurs do. They realign incumbent transactions of the world to give powers to the commoners that they never had. They realign the worlds professions to newer and better realty spaces where the commoners could converge for ease and sportier bread and butter. And as an Entrepreneur you play “God of livelihoods“. You rule and lay transaction terminals on which lie millions of lives.

The moment Entrepreneurship steps down from being God, begins a downfall – that of being unfair. Only to be amplified to small small complacences, giving way to unsaid power hierarchies to let frauds and unsport variables sprout up. The Business which begins as a Sport of keeping promises or the sport which says – “I’ll do” becomes unsport. That then becomes a part of crime world. From “I’ll do” it deviates to “I didn’t”. Or for more politically correct ones the stance changes to become “not our responsibility”. And so on.

Entrepreneur=God of Livelihoods. A step down, it’s a downfall

And that’s exactly what happened with Facebook. An internet portal that had given the power to the commoners to voice out and to live like celebrities. A power that the commoners never had until facebook.

It was not very long ago that the trend of hundreds of thousands of custom made jewelries handicrafts eateries bursting into the scene with stunning orders and fame every other day. Mid 2011s to refer should you seek veracity. And in The third worlds like Asia-Pacific, Middle East, pockets of Africa and lines of Mediterranean, where having a shop at visual was to be the norm for prosperity, there were tales of tail-spinning turn arounds. Even the Housewives of India could gather courage to employ their much hated mother-in-laws. For the first time in India you had the grumpy mom-in-laws doing something productive than to not play in-house politics.

There was a certain rage of empowerment. And it was a legitimate disruption. And so its executor- Mark the Zuckerberg was a legitimate God of Livelihood. Even though he might have been a chor or thief as the world likes to believe in terms of idea.  Transactions of the world did get a new friction less medium.

There would be millions if not billions the clueless innovators who had no access to promotions and eye-balls who suddenly turned heroes apart from upgrading themselves to micro-entrepreneurs because of facebook. The extent of benefits of this change of getting a vehicle of attention can be reflected in contrast against the days of hoarding of attention in Outdoor Media sector of India. As much as 83% of Indian bill-boards are occupied by political big-shots of the demography. More than three-fourths permanently hoarded by political parties to convey greetings on latest festivals or who the local hooligan is. Never ever the Start Ups could muster budget enough to have a voice of productivity to the hijacked vehicles of attention. The same with advent of facebook had got in their hands their own publish button- that almost free of costs. Reaching customers on their personal space. What 40,000 a month bill-board could not return in a month, gave that in 400 a month- with better transfer of communication.

Am I wrong to describe an Entrepreneur a God of Livelihoods ? Even Now?

And that was Zuck-The Mark Zuckerberg, quite legit.

He had brains enough to make humans converge to a focal point and make life different. Those who could convert social identity or internet visibility to money, they did. Zuckie got them that power. A lot many of Indians are today literate just for the sake to write on to facebook, else by 1996 they were still humming “Padhna Likhna Sikho”.  Such was the power of Facebook, making humans machine friendly, making humans apply communications.

But he Lost it. From the point where, the easiest is to do is doing nothing at the least. In simpler words, to lose an internet network like facebook, crushing way beyond a threshold of 500 million plus Daily Active Users, it takes just as much brains as much to get less than 50% marks in Indian Schools. A subject of disastrous pity in both conditions.

 “Entrepreneurship is all about Delayed Gratification”, hundred times have been you told Its all about holding on the ground till you make useful utilities. And you make useful utilities only. Facebook got killed there. In a quest to invent instant gratification or early gratification, collapsed the whole mountain- the mountain which was the Himalayas of Big Data.

This guy turned Visionless in between. Lost the plot. Or perhaps slept post the IPO.  From the roads to being Steve Jobs, he turned the ways of Bill Gates. Steve was the CEO who made the richest company while Bill was the CEO who made the richest man. One was the Steve who had Jobs in his name, another was the Bill who had Gates in his name. Two different people, entirely different ways and perhaps best described by their names itself.

What Jobs and Gates were to computer hardware, was Zuckerberg to internet accounts- the second generation of computing- of internet accounts or cloud whatever you call.

From Gates you escape, from Jobs you empower. Gates takes it to masses, without caring about piracy or impersonation to get everybody using, so that it becomes omnipresent and liquidates it from Business customers. Gates doesn’t work on innovation and manufacturing new utilities, but instead on distribution. Jobs on the contrary works on creating utilities and knitting eco-systems like more computing per sector. He lets distribution be taken care of by innovation. Together Jobs & Gates form a phenomenon called “Couple of Human Evolution” or two parallel forces in opposite direction to generate a torque to race the wheel.

Here was a Zuckerberg beginning as a Steve Jobs turning Bill Gates mid-way. And what a pity, neither did have a torque generating peer at the other end. Nearest was Twitter, which in itself has had no utility other than a feeder of trivia for small fishes of media. I don’t know why does twitter have analytics, they should have trivia counters instead. Like 7 Billion trivia aired per day, which dipped to 5 rumours per person per day in last quarter. So poor Zuck didn’t have a peer the kind that Jobs had. Beginning from being Jobs to his sector, he himself becomes Bill Gates.

The result: This innovation of communication called Facebook, which was a social identity internet account has, today, now, reduced to a dastardly cheap version of Netflix.

As I write, I’m scared for him if he has been in depression for a very long time. Or is the guy permanently disabled to think. Which kind of school he went to. Who were his teachers or was he a first bencher or last bencher. A web of trivia surround me as I think of Zuckie.

Its always wrong to be the hare in the race of hare and the turtle. Every body knows that, still like everyone he chose to be Hare instead. Went wrong the hare and forgot the route map.

And as you see the result. The Gem of Utility, which gave power of communications, which turned every human a writer, the machine that enabled publish button on every human mind, got reduced to a cheap netflix on one end and on the other A factory of internet that produces a very very lethal pollutant: Fake News or Information Pollution.

One email-id all it takes. One email if- one Fake account- and then billions of fake accounts. Virtual Population Explosion. Its like adding more people to your earth, who don’t even exist.

Such a cheap library its has become, this facebook. Say, for instance, in India I’ve found even Mallus humming “Tora Chheda mein Lafeda jab jaayega” , one Hot Bhojpuri Song.

A very deep tragedy when you give power of communications to any one. An outright hazard when a “Publish Button” is handed to anyone. And that is facebook today.

Had Zuck retained the path of Steve, he had a chance to turn the portal into an exchange terminal of trade and humans. A Human Stock Exchange- like trading terminals of human skills.

Professionals could be booked over futures, and salaries in advanced. Mind you today you get salaries after you have worked, not in advance. Only businesses get orders or contracts in advance, humans or labours never got this facility. If it was my buffalo, I’d have had facebook as good as biography to the user. That would have served  like a medicine.

If I give you a facility to let you create your biography, it would work like mirror and a medicine to life- you’d not disagree? Orphans could sense it better what it means. For you it could mean intelligent mirror- Big Data enabled. But this could be possible only when you go the Steve Jobs way- the wrong U turn that Mark took. Result we know.

Say like,The Mute Spectator  Syndrome of India has upgraded, it  got a live Function now with a camera. Indians are now able to stream or record live broadcast of accident or disaster sites. Everyone on a race to record a disaster even as none helps- The Hazard of Machine Intervention in human life if without a purpose.

The same is Facebook: A Machine Intervention in Human life without a purpose.

Hence has more hazards than utilities. Zuckerberg Began with a device of sharing, but to share what? Knew none.  The purpose of sharing- direction less. Path lost and what you got a terribly haphazard library everyone is a publisher.  Kyunki Woh Bill Gates ban gaya! Because Zuck became a Gates.

And who was Gates? How do you become Gates? How do you go From Steve Jobs to Bill Gates?

Yes, rake in brains, a little. You’ll find Bill Gates resembles normal human beings more than Steve Jobs does. Modest, sophisticated, loved by everyone, everyone wanting to lick him and a very happy happy demeanour. And here was Jobs with a trademark stance bullish stand, who believed in driving humanity on the contrary to sugar-coating modesty.

One had a approach that everything in the world is wrong. You got to correct. You build ways to correct. While the other had respect for the world, a happy seller.  He didn’t know much to do, so the final purpose for him became to be the at the top of Human Race. Just made one Operating System factory of the world and let the show run on auto-pilot. Only went to please as much the world. The other one looking down upon humans, (which is actually fair) kept on working towards more transaction forums, changing alignment of transactions for a faster churn of human evolution. And this is why Microsoft was never intelligent but a scale mountain, while Apple remained the apple which keeps those brains mentally fit who have apple every day.

You become stagnant being humble, more accomodative, hence slower in change, and less larger purpose. Say Steve Jobs had a purpose to lead a life Edison- to keep creating new utilities which plug disasters that happen in the dark, crucial utilities by need. For Gates I don’t know what it is, perhaps being a good human, which in itself probably means nothing. Which happens when you become Modest. You’ve less audacity to change the world.

Same happened to Zuckerberg and Facebook. No clue to what to do with a mountain. And no clues what at all is going in the mountain.

Now that he’s already become a Bill Gates, he needs a Steve Jobs to pair in the sector.

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What all ills have Hindus infected from Muslims?

The world today sits at top of global debts 2.25 times the Global GDP. Or say, if only profits can serve debts, and assuming that all transactions of the world are profit making- say a median of 15% at least and they all go to serve debts without any dissipation, world is sitting at debts of at least 16 times the debt serving capacity. This is in the most optimistic look possible. Which is simply not sustainable. To deal with that there are only two options- 1) Going for a war-> acquire countries and lands -> sell the booty 2) Economise Human resource->Drive every human hand to produce utilities for another human hand -> Drive productivity hence more profitability per person in addition to more person added-> Close the debts.

While the first one adds up to the existing cost of debt recovery. And despite counting humans as 0 value pawns total cost comes upto more expensive than debts themselves., which rules out the Techno-Economic Feasibility. So clearly, the first one is not the option. The second however has an opportunity. More than 80% of the world’s humans are yet not on board the bus economy- off touch the mainstream because they never had money.

That Money was nothing but a simple device to network humans to get everyone on same contour as the human evolution- same levels of human evolution. Fir instance, the world has computers- the device to process and transmit human knowledge, every human should have been using computers today- but 80% of them are quite untouched. Money was that device of midas touch to make this happen, make everyone happy, equal and connected. That is the sole reason someone must have devised currency- to resolve disputes of barter. But that never happened, because they went the religion way while no religion explained so.

Today, after 2018 years of Christ, you’ve had two major world wars, over 70 years of proxy war, armament race, and over 400 Million registered refugees around the globe in 2018. Every war, every conflict, every escalation that is possible, that exists. Every disparity imagine-able that exists, every crime possible executed.

On the contrary, other ramifications of life- other animals and plants- they never had any religion. Only diversification in species and a little change in race to location, or again may be different species. But never did anyone of them ever needed a religion. Each one has defined purpose- to serve biological span- to eat out what the body is designed to, to satisfy hunger and sex and guard the earth as long as they live.

No hunger as long as not punished by humans, and very very very very limited cannibalism. That only in meat eating cats or few snakes in times of utter desperation, otherwise none. And each understands the language of friendship. The best example of that can be reflected by the beautiful mowgli girl rescued from Nainital forests. She’s 9 and well kept, well raised in company of monkeys. She understands the language of friendship and companionship like no other human. In fact she can communicate to all- humans and animals with equal ease. Dogs of Lucknow hospital where she’s kept, are more friendlier to her than humans therein.

That tells volumes on Humans and achievements and fallacies of religion. To sum up- that all religions are equally dumb, equally hostile,  equally discriminating, equally useless would not be a wrong assumption if it was about logic. If no other animal required a religion, so shouldn’t have humans as well. Or why they devised this subscription called religions, because humans had devised money. They needed temples and churches and mosques to make humans converge towards defined realty.

Erect a temple, you will automatically mushroom a city or a town within span. And why you have religions, and hence many many sects as derivatives, because humans are small creatures. They do not have in them to operate independently, they need cartels to express themselves. Religion was the first fundamental set of identity. The larger the gang, the larger the trade of chaos you can make. Humans as they are- modified apes- aping what the other more popular ape did to get more followers.

So, on that note, this is not to defy religions at all but for listing fallacies, particularly for this set of rival dumb religions or their practitioners for that matter of political correctness, mostly found in the illiterate peninsula of the Indian Sub-continent.  Of these however there is one truth in about them. One expresses itself to be little more rational going by history and statistics. All that disrespect if at all it comes, comes from a human stand-point and comparison Humans vs Animals.

And to the spineless brigade of “Diversity in Unity” – Unity in diversity is no achievement. Animal bio-mass is far far far far more than any human diversity. And also a hell lot in individual identities. While Earth in total houses 7 Billions of Humans, Delhi alone houses more than 7 billion pigeons and crows. They live happily, didn’t even mention or complain about population explosion. Only that no pigeon required a Silicone Mansion which required ocean beds and river beds to be dug. In the name of Unity in diversity, the brigade practices only countless discrimination for rejection as per convenience. Not an eligible statement for a state that makes Human Capital Index as lowly as 124th worse.

To survive only five things are needed.

(1) Air – for Shelter  (2) Water – for Shelter  (3) Sand – for shelter (4) Honesty- drives Trust (5) Sanity- drives the Drive

First four already exhausted beyond repairs- the stock of fifth lies half a decade. Thanks to a large part to religion. Today the whole gulf beginning from Dubai to Riyadh hangs as high towers of Silica as deep the dredged ocean floors. Same for whole of North America and Europe, and almost same for almost whole of the world but for Scandinavia. Singapore/Japan/New Zealand may make the cut for happiness and prosperity, but not enough against what is called Earth. The whole world otherwise suck equally. Again thanks to religion. Because no tales of God was written by God himself. And no human attempted being God. All they attempted being brokers or Executive Assistants of this big CEO called God.

If you look closely, you’ll find this God terribly hostile on lands which worship Gods the most. The most pristine example being India and the rest of sub-continent. Ask an Indian to describe himself or herself-  More than half are reported to describe themselves as “God-fearing normal humble human” in the first introductory pick up phrase. Refer matrimonial profiles of Indians for veracity. They don’t have any other identity than pantheism. And as you see, they can rape even a kid of 6 months. (This crime happened a week ago in Indore). The country with customers less than a cuddle away wags at 100th in Ease of Doing Business, for the Ease of Doing Crime- because they can’t follow civilised law- born mentally handicapped to observe mutual amicable discipline. Thanks to God!

Indians fear only God. And the law toggling between visibility of truth and false. Satyamev Jayate they follow- toggling between what is true and what is false. And hence you find an Indian, more often than not, an argumentative human. Lots of opinion, and close to negligible expertise. Top in Hunger, Top in unhappiness, Top in lack of transparency, Top in lack of women security, Bottom rung in whatever indicates life. Be that agricultural productivity per unit metric, human productivity or any productivity. Key Businesses- omnipresent- Manufacturing NPAs or best word to keep forward- crime. Only 1% pays taxes- that says it all.

If you go a little deeper, to compare Indians with other races, you’d find only one parallel between India and other landmasses of the world. India and the United States. Both a sub-continent in their own rights or Sub-continents where Continents merge. Look at the map, you’ll find only one fitting description- The Subcontinents where Continents merge- and hence the lifestyles of livestocks. Feature as Sea of immigrants- with a common culture- of synthesis. Whoever came to the Prairies or the Indo-gangetic plains, they became something else, a mix of the natives here. They synthesised a new identity. But India is not US and the US not India. One is land of opportunities and the other market of opportunities. The differentiating factor- the motto of the two countries

Satyamev Jayate” says India- Truth will prevail- takes 100s of years to settle what is true.

In God We Trust” says the US- We absolutely don’t know what is true or false. Only God knows. So let’s do one thing, let’s make you meet God. In case of occurrence case x, God says  follow y. Our job down here is only to make you meet God. Settle your truth or falsehood with God. You get a rule where everyone bows to the rule equally.

And what a startling contrast: The land that professes Theism- faith in God- runs purely on Science & Technology. And the land that professes reason and truth, runs purely on God! And the impact- In India life is always in two dimensions- a)Theory b) Practicals. Theory is to say or profess- having no relation of practice. In practice they will do what the others do, replicating the same mistake.

Let’s take this anecdote from the life of our half naked father of this country- how the deviation between Theory and Practice stems in, and how it works.

Once kid Gandhi was a toddler when he was in primary school. He was always a mediocre  and a slow student, took time understand shit if he could and was  handicapped of deciphering phonetics. In India when they begin teaching, they usually do that with dictation and spelling test. And like in Indian schools, they give surprise quizes on pre-determined days. whereas elsewhere you’ve surprise tests on anyday. So on a Monday happened a surprise test- of spellings- an absolute sitter of 5 words. Only Five words! Yes, mark that, only Five. One of which was “Kettle”. The criminal word which Gandhi couldn’t.

Inability to spell “Kettle” for grade 5!  Yuck! (Indian fathers pulverise their kids for this).

But that was surprise test administered by a brit. The Brits invented fogs and smogs as early as 1930s. That for a small island of population of 30 Millions only on geographical feature well protected by seas- Only because coal was free in India. So you understand their education standards.

The Indian teacher doing rounds, found this lonely dumb kid Mohan handicapped to spell an easy sitter. The guy first whispered the error- either alignment of double “t”  or placement of “e” in the spelling. But this guy was Gandhi!  Say, the guy who needed to sleep with women naked to learn about sex to discover that part of skin got erect due to naked women around, that despite having a wife as early as 13. May be he had time, for there were no pressing issues in the country during the while.

That sounds like Garib Mallya. No? Company of women without being on a cruiser. Or was that like Ijjatdaar Ram Rahim? Sabarmati & Dera- What was the difference? I don’t know!

Well, let’s give him a benefit of doubt. He was not Ram Rahim. He knew English and was an NRI. Eligible Bachelor. After all, has been labelled Father to the Nation, features on currency. He was nice man. At least peaceful. Not Osama Bin Laden, not Lalu Yadav. That’s no mean achievement either. Gandhi Kubul hai. Agreed.

But I still want to ask what was the unit that Gandhi hired two rounds, two world wars. Was it the United Nations Peace Keeping Forces before the existence of United Nations? Say, Subhash Bose also did the same. He knew after the war the world will come to negotiating point. If you stand-put at a frontier, hold on till the end, just holding on to the ground, he needed an army. Bola Azaad Hind Fauj, Jab jitenge, khade honge- yeh territory Azad Hind ka. After the war when you hold on to the territory, raise up a hand and say this territory is under Indian National Army. Named the institution Indian National Army. He had a vision, had a strategy.

What was the name of Gandhi’s Outfit? Vision Mission, If someone could answer I’ll die satisfied. Else for all my losses in chances goes to Gandhi. What kind of Father was he? The one who he whether exists or not, doesn’t matter? The world’s first father whose kids were guranteed to be orphan?

Baby born.

Boy/ Girl– What?

Tccchh.. Gandhi ka baccha hai re.. Anaath hai.  Anathalay bhej usko. Gandhi’s kid baba! Orphan. Ship the baby to Orphanage. Nobody needs to know boy or girl.

So that was Gandhi. And the result?

Rapes ticking per second around the country. The kids of Gandhi experimenting Brahmacharya on babies and chicks. Experiments with truth like How it feels orgies in Gang or young baby, what you feel like inserting rods or how does passage from uterus to intestine feel, can intestine be pulled out by another hole other than the alimentary canal-Expansion of Gandhi’s experiments.

Sounds awful! No?


So the young Gandhi couldn’t decipher the teacher’s prompt.  (Crime 2- Handicapped to take instructions). The teacher next nudged to copy from elsewhere. But here that gandhi was a mama’s religious boy- who had taught her to never cheat, never copy, and only to have sex whenever his hard disk becomes too hard, so this guy didn’t. He wanted the orgasm of being true.

Nobody knows if Gandhi learnt the spelling or not. Gandhi never told what error he did. He told only that he got orgasm of being true. I guess, not at all going by his illegible signature. But the story is recycled as the reckoning of young Gandhi for India’s fatherhood. Honhaar Birwaan ke hot chikne paat as they describe in India- first demonstration of talent by a child prodigy.

Now here are questions to be asked. Did Gandhi create a spelling when he next learned? Is memorising not copying ? Did that episode add to education by any means? What was the story meant for other than adding one extra page in a book? What does the story mean for education? If the case was about not having corrupt teachers who assist in exams, or hard working teachers who actually taught phonetics to make spelling power perfect after Gandhi episode, nothing of that sort happened.

You only came to know that Gandhi got an orgasm. So you also try that G spot.

Would it not have been the quickest to learn a spelling the moment he got a correct referral to refer for correct spelling? Did the dumbo question rote learning or lag in India’s education of  not a proper framework for scientific learning? Ever complained about not teaching phonetics?

Well, all that needed brains. Brahmacharya comes in when you have committed responsibility for society and not trying sex.

And I’ll tell you what must have happened. Gandhi wore glasses, which he didn’t have in school.

And what was full of flaws in practice, discounting the fact that Gandhi was himself bereft of education, they floated this flawed tall looking nice sounding story which is anyways flawed. There’s nothing to learn from that story. By not copying you aren’t doing any good as long as you’re not learning. Not learning is as good and as criminal as not copying. Third World story of Third worlds.

And in context of Gandhi it Sounds tall as demonstration of principles, of the man who had actually no principles of his own. And the fundamental reason why Benjamin Franklin on the US Dollar keeps flowing and jumping and being electric while the Mohandas Gandhi on Indian Rupees remains hoarded, stocked, shackled,  confined, stagnant and only siphoned off quickly when none’s watching. Gandhi ka note kabhi kisi imaandaar haath mein nahi gaya. Nahi jaa sakta. Aukaat nahi uski. Nowhere in the world have been Banking frauds without a proposed investment against it, that happens in India only. Because Gandhi lives confined and restricted only among his kids as he experiments sleaze in the name of Brahmacharya. 

Where would have such flaws would have come from in India- that was the land of entrepreneurs and trade? India did close to one third of the world’s trade by early 1700s until Brits dropped in. You’ve always looked upto Indians as non-expansionists but you always find Indians in every territory, everywhere tugged along the sea-shores. Every Sixth human an Indian equally distributed across lands. Why and How?

Was that because India had trades worth one third the World’s GDP? For that to happen you needed strong supply-chain, efficient last mile delivery- and hence an Indian troupe at every port? Is this phenomenon found at every port of the world? Yes, absolutely yes. there is no other way you could have found desolate islands like Mauritius, Maldives, Fiji, Hawai, or Antwerps and Hamburgs of the world beelined by Indians.

So what went wrong with these crop of entrepreneurs and innovators. One was Gandhi for sure, but he came in pretty late. And if there was a Gandhi, Indians also had a JC Bose, way senior than the dumb Brahmcharya player. Yes this doesn’t look like a politically correct stance. But there must have been wrongs. And before I begin, let me make it clear, I know nothing about any religion. I’ve never read even Geeta or Ramayana as practised closed to my surroundings. Its all extrapolating societal observations. The way Humans behave. Also, to add to the spice I’m one artificially intelligent character- Start Up Kumar. My stance has only curiosities thrown up to humans- and bears no validity whatever in the tangible world. May the world that is already heading towards bermuda triangle of death without air without water and without sand, may it die sooner, it doesn’t bother my existence at all. I’m not human. I’m Start Up Kumar I might romance Sophia of Saudi Arabia- Artificially Intelligent citizens.

So why does this land of Hindus who along with Muslims make for more than 98% of India make this land where 99% don’t pay taxes, or not bothered at all about the land. What made them so dumb? That they’re dumbest of all in the world of data in 2018, there are no two ways about it. Being 16% of the world, they make for only 1.2% of the wealth, as pointed earlier, at the bottom-rung of all charters that indicate life and at the top of all that heads to death. Including being the most polluted land of the world. As much polluted in Information as much in physical tangibles of air water and soil.

The Hindu-Muslim Conflict is at it there’s no two ways about it. They split and went for a mass carnage to play holi of blood the day they had to party. The Brits who had drawn borders using set-squares and rulers all along Africa or wherever they went, split this land along the river course of Indus and Ganges. That a nation is all about a seamless common market without a barrier, that a border is nothing but a simple machine to make goods and services expensive, that larger a territory, the better it is, why didn’t have a clue? Worse in the years to follow, they only made this peninsula a franchise of political or corporate kingdoms. Look at these two anecdotes.

“India is Indira. Indira is India”-  (India was always the sub-continent reporting to Himalayas. The sub-continent where continents merged.)

“Work for Tatas, Invest in Ambanis” (Work for India, Let the world invest in India- nobody said)

What made them so dumb?

To begin with Hindus have had long history of research and academics. They have documented advances about any shit in the world. Also made world’s majority of businesses. Having Indians at all corners, at all ports means they were quite industrious. No history of international military hostility means less knack of wars. There were few in-house in the name of properties, inheritance disputes or love interest disputes. But all of them boundary disputes- very little history of petty invading.

Then happened Secularism. True to its Culture of Synthesis. Here were Hindus the natives initially.  And then as Indians started expanding business worldwide, they got to know of India and humans started incoming to this peninsula. Who came first we don’t like to know- but the result they left in 2018 years after Christ that we know. Erupted out of it a spice Secularism. And they learned from each other. Hindus Copying Muslim Mistakes, Muslims copying Hindus mistakes. Cumulatively nobody cares who are they. Whether an Indian dies or he dies or he died or he will die or however he dies- nobody gives a damn ? Does someone?

Let’s see who comes up. Would be Glad if he comes in Gandhi fashion, with the same levels of sophistication, same temper. And we hope you’re not looking for Hindu-Muslim spice. Yeah, sorry to break hearts, we’ve already giving you spice. Enough. I can hear Gandhi’s cries upstairs. I flog the guy daily with my slippers even though it doesn’t matter that also keeps me away from Lakshmi. So no Hindu-Muslim tamasha at all. We’re not Naya Dosh TV, not Qayamat Aaj Tak, not Zee Sir news, not Repellantic TV, not ordinary Indian Media. The fact is they both copied each other mistakes. And to a large extent, there’s certain degree of truth in the fact that one faction has more flaws. All of that because of one Fundamental Error.

Let’s explain this with an anecdote.

In 2005 there were Floods in Punjab- which had no relation with borders drawn by some dumb British Surveyor. Kashmir Punjab whole in drains. These humans had actually devised a technology to have floods even in mountains, where water always has current. Clouds heavier than Glaciers. As you all know the super-scientists that humans are- having already had diluted air and water as well, those were seasons flood in 2005. In Northwest of Himalayas. And Humans in Dubai where Indian Pakistanis live together only, in one colonies, where rent is cheapest, like Sharma ji Vermaji, like India Kumar like Pakistan Khan, adjacent doors.

It so happened one day at one door that one India Kumar was sending Flood relief materials to India when on the way he met Pakistan Khan, asked “kaa be Pathanwa ka bheja Ghar? Dude what all did you send back home?”

“What home? Rupye thodi Badh gaye. What’s unusal about it?

“Baadh aaya be. Dude we had floods. Devastating, we sent relief, what about you?”

Naa.. mere ghar pe sab thik hai. No man, nothing of that sort. Our place is safe.

Later they found Pakistan Khan used to save money by calling only once a month saving on International Calls for he had four sons and three daughters. Indian Kumar got news on 15 day that two of his daughters died and wife waiting for death in shelter home. He had lost his house.

The same happens in India as well, only on a little different scales. India’s Munaf Patel lives in his village, while Pakistan’s Arshad Khan pulls Uber in Australia, even as you’re just clueless about what happens around the world. And you’ve only learned from each other’s mistakes, copying each other’s flaws. Like you treat women as commodity and property, Ignorant about the world, absolutely non-industrious, shouting only on them who allows, false sugar-coating, blind to disasters, unreceptive to wisdom, hostile to fairness, friendly with sleaze, apologetic by the end, may be half naked like Gandhi, but nobody gifted you poverty. Wrong are they who tell about progress. The truth is you’ve only lost from more than one-third the world to less than 2% the world. Just because you’re Tigers at home, and wet bird outside, there are handful rich in the country, except for the legitimate Mahindras & Reliance & ITC & Bluestar & Contemporary SMEs beyond 90s who’re genuinely rich. Artistry of Desi-Maaliks & Seths are found either in UTI counts of Women, or in the color of toilet pots on those workfloors or cumulative in the disease logs of AIIMS.

Now Go Count how many ills you have infected from Each Other. Dare to Ponder.

Apologies to Gandhi. May you deal us with the Sophistication of Gandhi, and may you fetch answers. You live in the age when humans are not Humans anymore. Humans are Marketplaces. The Question looms not in Peace between Hindus & Muslims, but in that, that, Are you equipped enough to see it out when Data is the new oil. How equipped are you on the day when Data is the fuel, Data is the lubricant and when Data is the Trigger?

Roosevelt once said, “If they are Bastards, they are our Bastards”

And soon after he also remarked to Churchill, “Lucky to share a Decade with you Churchill”

Together the Hindus and Muslims play to this tune. Until Today.

That’s All.


Why So High Bitcoins ??



“In the long-term Bitcoin moves above $500,000 within three years. Bets?” – John McAfee (Founder of the software and anti-virus company McAfee Associates).

In 2009 when Satoshi Nakamoto invented the bitcoin nobody thought it could transform the world of digital payments. Bitcoins are a form of digital currency that can be used to make payments without any barriers of bank charges and government intervention. They run on Blockchains.  Blockchains are decentralized ledgers that are run by “Miners” who are able to crunch transactions. These miners are rewarded by Bitcoins. Bitcoins can be used by anyone who is looking for digitally secured anonymous transactions. From a mere $0.08 in 2010, the value of bitcoins increased to $4000 in 2017. Experts and wall street strategists believe that it will rise to another $20,000 to $55,000 by 2022.  We all have several unanswered questions about this emerging giant in the field of digitization. Here we will try to answer two of the most important questions that all our readers have in mind, namely

What caused the value of Bitcoins to increase by 600 % by 2017?

What does the future hold for bitcoins?

The cryptocurrency that went up by only 40 % by 2015 is definitely very volatile but there are a number of reasons why bitcoins are the “digital gold” and why more than 16.5 million bitcoins are in circulation as of today. We will have a look at some of these reasons: –

1)    Safe against the currency risks- Bitcoins can be a blessing for people living in countries with high inflation or countries with risk of currency devaluation. Digital currency is a safe bet and this is one of the main reasons why bitcoins have managed to gain popularity in a country like China where 90% of the Bitcoin trading occurs because it was recently facing devaluation and hence people resorted to Bitcoins.

2)    Free from Bank rules – In many authoritarian countries, people are using digital currencies like Bitcoins to escape from government rules of capital control. Also in countries like Greece, it is now proven that keeping money in the bank is not a good idea as banks can come up with new restriction and rules every time the economy of the country suffers. So, the investors started to look for something out of the reach of banks and here Bitcoins came to rescue.

3)    Multipurpose – From settling insurance claims to crowdfunding, bitcoins, and blockchains can do it all. They have a wide range of applications. Each application will require only a transaction fee which will add on to the value of bitcoins. Some of the areas where bitcoins are being used are digital trading of securities, for buying properties, settlement and even in auditing and document stamping.

4)    Scarce Resource – It is a scarce resource as there is a maximum limit on the number of coins that can ever be created and circulated. The market will soon realize that there will be a shortage of Bitcoins and just like gold bitcoins will gain its value from its dearth.

5)    Quick Accessibility and Open for all- Investing in bitcoins does not require any long-term plan and you can use it whenever you need it. You can use it to buy pizza or invest in a property of your choice. Also, it is an open source cryptocurrency with no restrictions on the user.

6)    Recent Events – Japan’s legislation accepting bitcoins as a commodity, New financial products like “interest-bearing bitcoin account”, development of new bitcoin products and investor’s confidence in blockchain and bitcoins are all adding to the ever-increasing values of Bitcoins.

7)    Lack of real competition – Even though there are other options available for cryptocurrency but none of them are as popular or as secure as Bitcoins. Initial Coin offerings might seem like a novel idea but they are still in development phase and the remaining directly trading cryptocurrencies available need centralized exchange and so they are not as popular.

8)    Arbitrage – The unpredictable nature of Bitcoins that could have been a problem in its adoption is also taken care of now. With the rise of currencies future market like ICBIT.com the stability of bitcoins is bolstered because these man-made tools and purchasing power parity techniques will help them achieve arbitrage. They will strengthen the beliefs of customers in the bright future of bitcoins.

9)    Ethical – There have been rumors like bitcoins and digital currencies are used by criminals to get away with their crimes but that is not the case. Investing in bitcoins is a way to support fairer monetary system which is free from the control of the global banking organizations. These digital currencies seem like a solution to all the economic crisis usually created by the banking sector. Bitcoins seem like the only possible answer of “One World One Currency” dream that the entire world has seen.

For several reasons Bitcoins have enjoyed its superiority and popularity in the world of digital currency. From the excitement it brings among the investors to the media coverage it gets, all have contributed a lot in making Bitcoins what it is today.  2017 was the year when digital gold officially surpassed the value of real gold. The rate at which Bitcoin’s value is increasing can be understood from the fact that a £2,000 investment on Bitcoins 5 years ago would have made you a millionaire today. Humans despise change but this is one technological change that can cause a paradigm shift in the science of currency and monetary policies, and humans are loving this change. Almost every corporate leader has appreciated and recognized the power of Bitcoins.  Eric Schmidt, Executive Chairman of Google is of the view that “[Bitcoin] is a remarkable cryptographic achievement… The ability to create something which is not duplicable in the digital world has enormous value…Lots of people will build businesses on top of that.”

With the increasing adoption of technology and the loss of faith in the conventional currency, we can only hope to see Bitcoin transform from gold to diamond of the digital world.

The story of BHU: A Walk through Sleaze gates of Lanka and Post-Molestation Processes in India


“Knowledge imparts immortality” 

 –BHU (Banaras Hindu University)

Well that’s the motto of this great university in spotlight which has been in existence for a good 100 years. While nobody knows really how many immortals it produced but today its a hub of sex, sleaze, exploitation, casteism, corruption, nepotism, and of course a manufacturing facility of dumb asses that Indian universities produce. Which is reflected in the fact that despite having 45 Central Universities, 87% of India’s labour force works informally under $120 a month. The productivity of this sleazy institution is reflected in the fate of the holy Ganga which is forced to queue up in the sold sluggish courts of India in person today despite having a BHU right in the middle of the course of the holy river over 100 years. Or to be more correct, a university that mortifies even the elements as immortal as snow-fed Ganga.

A month ago there was an escalation wherein a 21 year old student of this so called university was molested on campus by a good boy high on libido. Most likely the boy who must have been an offspring of a resident professor had inserted his hands into the blouse of the girl. And I wonder if as a habituated Indian you find this normal to read on, but it happens to be one of most traumatising event for a girl with disastrous fallouts, given the way India exists and Indians function. The same that happened to this girl in the latest gaffe had happened to my sister in January 2015. The culprit was a professor, who’d sent for assigning some assignment. Today I lie bankrupt, in depression, fired from job, buried under loans, serving notices just short of imprisonment, battling insolvency or perhaps also waiting for death for once I’d decided to take on fight with sleazy band of Indians and the Indian system which turned out more casteist than a legal war. All for having born into this country inhabited by illiterates.

This country gives you expense centres that you don’t plan of, only to bleed through thousand cuts till you survive. From the blood of which run the homes of team Government of India- the employees and their keepers. Which in turn gets re-introduced into the population in form of insensitivity, stress, rejection and of course corruption, for its an eco-system better known as economy, for its connected.

My heart goes out for the aggrieved girl out there ringed up in the victim zone for no fault of her own, only to bear a bad hysteria for life to follow. I know how each and every coming moment would be hitting her. Having set up 82 start ups one after other, 83rd on way, having been almost married to failures, having been a native to maoist by lanes of Jharkhand, I’ve not endured a harsher circumstance than the process cycle and the value chain of combined hostilities of police, court and society, always hand in gloves with criminals. You must have heard of victim-shaming from the illiterate VC and various quarters of university including women. Little are you aware, each one of them is battle hardened criminal almost by birth.

Many of you would not know of hows and whats of Indian set up Or how technical is to report a crime or the agony of running into relations with Government of India, specially with the dumb ambiguous Indian penal codes into the hands of hostile naukar class illiterate officials of the Great Indian Judiciary and Police. And add to that the spice of sleaze of the illiterate Uttar Pradesh.

The little girl who was just out of comforts of home to learn to stand and take on the world will now for the umpteenth time in court narrate the ordeal better than a film script, should she need to emerge victorious and clean. This after she has already undergone the trauma of molestation. From what happened to the hows, the angle of advance, the top or the bottom, by face or behind, by waist or the breast, by fingers or the whole palm, if fingers, which which spots, which angle, what attire, what ornament, what undergarment, which make, which color, did the perpetrator kiss, or he lifted, from where did the advance begin, how long did it last, what she did next, all knitted in timelines timed to a stopwatch.

Should she miss on one detail, that would be exploited by the police and the judge to eat cash from the counter-parties.

Add to this, the whole drama is to unfold within the realms of scandalous East of India. She has to fight her case in Varanasi. To put things in perspective, if I were to showcase the most prominent and identifying form of the Bhojpuri brethren from the Purvanchal (the UP East/Bihar), I’d recommend a search on youtube “hot Bhojpuri Songs”. Say, “Tora cheda mein lafeda jab jaayega” or “ Upar ke lebe ki niche ke” for the best identity of the region and people in reflection. While you’d find lyrics putting down even the fieriest XXX porn to shame, the same are heard blaring at full blow, from auto rickshaws to shops, throughout the nooks and corners of the belt. This is a part of the world where they relish hearing sexual ordeals and passing lewd comments to pass time and network. And as they do so, the little girl only by 20s would be subjected to recite at least 100,000 times the same tape of humiliation by counts until she wins.

Still worse, neither is she the first or the last to undergo the misfortune. It happened to my sister, this sister and every sister who dares and dreams to leave confines of homes to make an identity.

After I was forced to deep-dive into the menace, I found this was as good as hereditary disease of the personnels of the university which also happens to be more or less a family business. The professor in my sister’s case was history sheeter having had tasted skins in in thousands if not tens of thousands over the years including lady colleagues, students, lady non-teaching staff ranging from assistants to librarians to cleaners and sweepers, all alike. And after I reported, there were more than 20 to testify before police, they who had lived muted for years. The rogue professor was installed at the university by virtue of the last VC who was a relative of his. He’d been earlier fired from another central university for the same.

In fact no regular staff of the BHU in the last thirty years came on merit or a scheduled opening but by cash, where in no means 0 by all verified means. 90% of the university stands as family business in some way or the other. And so for the sex-crimes. The perpetrators, the abusers, the criminals, they’re all sons of the soil, born, raised, fed and protected within the walls of campus, mostly sons of resident professors and officials, or the fathers themselves. And all for a simple reason, just outside the gate is a Police Station which shares Cash-cow relationship with the permanent inhabitants inside.

I went bankrupt just ensuring security of my sister as long as she stayed, which was over a period 18 months. In India which translates into buying all the anti-social elements in the eco-system. After all, my sister happened to be a Yadav in the illiterate bastion of Brahmins and Rajputs of Uttar Pradesh. And more than that with the guts to report a crime. While Peace of mind only happens to be after sales freebie for a relationship with the fucking Indian Judiciary. Designed by illiterates for the reserved, whose claws act only over those who lack resources to buy it. As Rahat Indori puts it, “Jo Jurm karte hain, woh itne bure nahi hote. Yeh adalat saja na dekar unko bigaad deti hai”. (Those who do crimes are not that bad, its the court spoiling them by not punishing them).

In fact, letting the BHU go for a while, having run into this illiterate Indian Judiciary which I like to abuse every time it comes near to my sensory range, despite being a Godly entrepreneur. As an entrepreneur or God of livelihoods we’re not meant to lose our heads or exchange profanities. But for the sake of the freaking Indian Judiciary I’ll tell you, this whole fucking business of law establishment of India, which is inherently illiterate by character and origins, it doesn’t lack in strengths of judges as they quote. Its only that they have not found yet the right match of families the power would get distributed into, which in turn could upset cash minting machinery. There would have been machines and Artificial Intelligence in use for judicial processes by now which also is the most appropriate appropriate field of application for AI. The process of going through lengthy texts, comprehending crucial points, examining words and descriptions against law without an influenced bias. And given the degree of lack of education, in the country, FIRs should have been a machine generated document knitted in templates for respective genres of crime with options of voice and video narrations. But then transparency would close the shops of sleaze.

You’d have often heard of the dumb Indian courts notorious for centuries of trial periods, wherein only the non-guilty poors bereft of cash to influence judicial agents serve the time behind bars, mostly as under-trials. Little does the world know, its not for the lack of judges, not for the lack of evidences, but for there’s a Indian judge to be paid and a Bar-council paper with stamps to be bought for every hearing which maintains the supply chain of criminals and crime associated value services right from the entrance gates of ineligible courts to illiterate judges of the failed Indian Judiciary. The faking Indian Judiciary is the only industrial premise in the world where more than 50% of practitioners are touts on fake degrees, quintessentially agents of the judges.

If there were ways of eradicating sins from the world, shooting down judges of Indian courts in line one by one in cold blood, would bear the highest ratings on productivity coefficient.

And, over to BHU again.

I admit that this is going a little long but I’ll keep it as informative, technical and free from personal pains, which is already out as well. Personally as I said, I’ve already endured insolvency, both financial and mental. The best part is Indians are spineless and insensitive crop to desert you at chaos leaving with only two choices, either to shed the will to live or go actualised. After all, the land of naukars and paid labours it is. If Pakistan is a terroristan, India, the other split of the British colony, turned all but a porridge of Reservationistan, Rejectistan and Impotentistan to cumulatively yield into Tensionistan as a whole. Which actually holds true for both the nations, which occurs solely by Non-entrepreneur DNA. You might not disagree they didn’t put India as a name but an acronym for Insensitive Nation of Debauchery in Asia, best reflected in the ease of doing business for the nation which has a customer less than a cuddle away.

And all of these hold true only to mature into ever-growing evil, for Indians go into universities like BHU. Which are not universities, but licensed shops of expensive papers called degrees. Had they been universities, the best stand up comedians, the best speakers, the best story tellers, had always been the professors. Specially Indian ones, having had opportunities of dealing most diverse categories of humans.

As legends put it, for BHU, its founder had begged land and resources from the very many “Lords” of India to lay an institute of credibility, a farm of intellect and a factory of science. As put by Shanti Swaroop Bhatnagar himself, the father of Indian Scientific facilities, in the handcrafted anthem for this university, he dreamt of it as Knowledge Capital on the Banks of Ganga. The founding fathers had known, the last immortal of global cadre from the soil of Ganges was produced more than 1500 years back. Little did they know the hands it was to land into. It turned out they did manage land and buildings in their capacities but not the culture. And in 2017, the Asia’s largest residential university, sadly, unfortunately, as it turns out, couldn’t even manage to turn out as the world’s largest consumer of stationaries. The wheels stopped somewhere and by 2017, lies the Knowledge Capital in shambles. Has turned out A Sleaze Capital instead.