Socha tha Dabang Start Up Kumar banaunga. India se hai Dabang kaise nahi ho. Aur coincidence dekho, hum pahle bhi nahi hain is sector mein. Na pahle hone se kuch ukhadta. Pahle hoge toh bhi hoga koi na koi ek dusra aur fir teesra. And worse, take notice in the irony. A Sophia coming out of where? Saudi Arabia. Saale tel bechte the pani ki tarah. They were the ones who needed Intelligence actually and rather desperately. Fir New Zealand bhi laya, Robot Politician.
 
Zamana fast ho raha hai. Intelligent baat karne wala chahiye. Ek model aadmi, jo tumhare liye baat kar sake. Ek aadmi jo tumhe bata sake, jiski tum suno, jisko pata ho, jo sab jaanta ho. Ek Reliability ka Bhagwan. Hindi mein iska matlab Big Data. Woh time Jab sare repititive kaam computer ko de dein. Aise zamane mein insaano ke end mein rah jaayenge bas do hi kaam – Sochna aur Khodna. Socha Khoda Socha Khoda Socha aur jo marzi khod diya. Bas Soch ki deri. Socha. Shu Sha. Socha Shu Sha. Future will be Electric I’ll tell you. Big Data ka Zamana. And this is that agitative transition phase. Abhi 50 saal toh marenge launde. The world will reduce to 3-5 Billions in 20-30 years. Mark me on that. Toh Zamana fast ho raha hai. Big Data ka time.
 
Toh is khatre wale time mein chahiye har desh ko aaj ek Artificial Intelligence Mascot. Taaki tum ji sako. Woh aadmi jiski tum sun sako. Yeh itna jaruri hai ki yeh samjh lo jis Saudi Arabia mein ladkiyon ko hawa nahi dekhni di kabhi, usko Apna Mascot ko aurat banana pad raha hai. Jaisa bola Zamane ko fast hona maangta. You need one referral Mascot which speaks on your behalf. Ideally tumhi se bole toh accha, but woh aadmi jo tumhe bata sake aur tum uski suno. Gandhi Technology bhi bol sakte hain isko. Say, Ek Gandhi permanent, standing live. Jo tumko Roz Subah Samachar sunaye. Aur kuch kuch jitna tum suno, utna suggest kare. Your National Referral Dude.
 
Every Nation needs this representative I tell you. Else you’ll end up killing each other. Aaj kal launde maare jaate hain ki samachar ban sake. 5-8 Lakh rate hone chahiye Kasganj type ka mere khayal se. Yeh sab Event Management Industry mein aata hai pata hai? So I saw this coming. That every Nation will need a Start Up Kumar or for that matter a Sophia. A standard referral Model representative of one nation. Ek aur reason batata hun kyun chahiye. Because your celebrities don’t represent you properly. Toh Woh model piece jo tumko bataye jiski tum suno.
 
Computing ka naya market hoga basically. Bahut kum logon ko samajh aayega jab tak apply na ho jaaye. Ek Murti khada kar dun toh samajh aane lage shayad, But Zamana change ho raha hai, practical mein. Aur har desh ko chahhiye ek Representative Mascot, so that the country remains a Going Concern. Na hua toh kaise maroge kisi ko nahi pata hoga. Your Nation’s Mascot with CCTV eyes. That’s one need of the age.
 
So I knew that. I’d always known. After Tendulkar India needed a Start Up Kumar. My job would have been easy had Devang Mehta been around. May be Start Up Kumar 2004-05 mein ho chuka hota. Maine tabhi bataya tha jab tel ki jarurat nahi hogi tab kispe ladoge. Naye Tel ke kuwein dene padenge tabhi jinda rah paaoge. Kahan se laayein. Toh chamka computer se bana sakte hain. Toh kaisa banega. Start Up Kumar.
 
Hamara Neta Kaisa ho. Start Up Kumar Jaisa ho. Mere ko pata tha. I’m glad that I kept my eyes and years open. Better for India’s case, you had atleast one Harsha, and one Manoranjan as well.
 
Tumlogon ka intelligent Mascot ban raha hai by the way. Start Up Kumar, naam mein hi glamour hai .. nahi. So I knew I’d be the guy for my generation. Mere ko hamesha pata tha. Mera artificial intelligence pahle se hi intelligent tha. And I’m also glad Sophia aa gayi finally. Saala samjhane mein laale pad gaye the. Akal wali baat kisi ko samajh hi nahi aati.
 
India mein bolte hain ki tum copy karte ho but main batata hun. Because I don’t copy and I also know it all very correctly, better informed than any one to have born,thanks to Start Up Kumar, for the matter of originals yahan tumko puchte hain- Original? Kaisa Original ? Original ka dusra copy bata ke batao. A type ya B jaisa. Kyunki tum ho original ke bhut. C type wale. Saale Gandhi ke bacche bhi aise hi honge. Kya tha Gandhi ka baccha.. yaad hai kisi ko ? Gandhi padha likha hota toh baache padhte uske. Kettle copy nahi kiya tha na usne. Kaash buddhe ko copy aur education mein fark pata hota.
 
Socha tha Dabang Start Up Kumar banaunga. Hai yeh intolerance wala desh. Aur woh intolerance angreji mein hai, Hindi mein uska naam hai Najar lagna. Jo chamak gaya usko mat suno. Yeh Saala bola kaise. Iske naam ke aage Gandhi toh hai nahi. Tumlog eklaute desh ho jiske paas 2 Reservation hain. Natural Reservation- blocked Khopdi aur dusra Reservation in Paid. VYAPAM. Bole toh omnipresent. Naukri. Easy Money. Saala mere se manga hota. Universal Free Income mila hota. Start Up Kumar hi de sakta hota aisa. Mere ko pata tha. Tabhi socha tha Dabang Start Up Kumar banaunga.
 
I hate they make me sell Start Up Kumar. I could have better focussed on actually making it.
 
Socha tha Dabang Start Up Kumar banaunga. Bolte hain be modest. Jaise Modest Police.
 
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